Auntie (pronounced Anti )
Semitism
Runs a clip joint in Jerusalem , clipping foreskins .The Jews walk in the front , Muslims back side ,
all the clippings go in the same Bin ,
In the evening she fries them in Pig fat , sells them to Christians ,
Best bacon butties in Palestine from The River to the sea .
She doesnt clip Girls , Why would You ? ) , the african womean down the road does .
Auntie will clip any Dick Tom or Harry , she hardly looks them in the face – Stupid men .
Some say she escaped from a Russian Brothel , walked with Jesus on the water ,
threw stones with david , fasted with Allah .
Some say She ran the Brothel .
She was raped by the Devil , and birthed Solomon the first Jew
The devil raped her again
Her children incested and the bastards took the holy land
and did a runner when solomon raped his mother and the temple destroyed .
During the Intifada Solomon Buggered little Arab Boys as the
jewish defence force (jdf) killed them (Necrofilic Paediofilism) .
She birthed a Girl Child , not fathered by the Devil ,
a Girl called Ganja , but thats another story ..
Auntie (pronounced Anti )
Semitism
After suffering all these embarasments Some Ai office
I’ve never heard of SENT THIS !
A New team ! another call centre !
Did they not build the New office In Milton K
to stop all this mucking up !
They think it is Ok to deny me my funds
for another 2 months !
Thats a lot of interest !
And they will cotinue to steal the montly fee !
Fart of the Matador
You have misinformed yourself .
Your instructions were /are to immediately close this account
transfer all funds , to my account
and refund all charges stolen when the account was Frozen .
I do understand the back end of santander is an asshole ,
and you most likely as Ai are unaware of reality .
many complaints have been lodged
calls made ,
letters written .
Im running a business not a pantomine .
Shit”s like you make me busy for nothing .
Dear It (I fear you are neither Mr or Mrs ,this letter does not apppear to be a
product of Humanity ie Ai ).
translates as “Fart Of_the Matador”
The Matadors “Fart” as he faces
“certain” death in front of an enraged bull
is a long standing spanish speculation of interest
behind all decision making
, the soul of the nation
Cream Of_the Matador .. The Matadors “Last” “Ejaculation” !
as he faces “certain” death on the horns of an enraged bull
is a long standing spanish speculation of interest
behind all decision making , the rainbow crystal soul of the nation.
see also “SanFuckingTander”
Santander
Fart of the Matador
Santander
Santander and the Matadors fart logo are registered trademarks SanFuckingTander
24
August
Oh No SanFuckingTander
Schools Out !
As sure as Sunrise Summer holidays are going on
Summer or not ! .
Oh no , Its happened again SanFtander have “Blocked” my Account
( only a Spanish banker would Know the difference between
a “Frozen” and a “Blocked” account ! )
As with the frozen account I can No longer pay or accept Payment .
I am so Sorry about that .
I have decided to retire Gracefully from Spanish Banking ,
I accept that I myself am to Blame .
Last year I scheduled a late arrival early departure
for/after my Nephews Wedding ,
Which indirectly led to the December SanFtander frozen ridicule.
I was to return in May, get the Van to collect the Glastonbury Mail
And find out what Happened !.
Instead I went straight to My Mothers Death .
Many problems with the Van later
I did last week , 8 month late go to the Post Box .
.
Only to find a New Post Mistress
unaware of my who I am Story ,
Had already returned All mail .
Santander then “Blocked” my account .
I accept that I myself am to Blame
But have to mention that the sorting office in Glastonbury
despite Raising the Rent Annually
Provides less Service Now (ie 8 am to 10 am only )
than they did during Covid Restrictions !
Such is Welcome Modern British Life !
8 months Later I am back to introducing
Revolut as my only Payment option .
I am so Sorry about that .
I am also going to let the Po Box go .
All eras End .
Ps Its impossible to communicate with SanFtander
once an account is Blocked Frozen .
Mr Adi informed my account was for imminent closure
And I had to Identify myself in Branch .
So I did so , HungOver that Saturday 03/08
Mr Joel at Bracknell was as Helpfull as possible
but his hands were tied behind his back
limited by the Impossible translation
of the SanFtander back end
ie Spanish Asshole .
2 alerts !
On Saturday I asked Mr Joel and the Teams meeting person
to write / phone me .ASAP .. I have bills to pay
People want to pay me
Im running a business not a Spanish Pantomine .
Weds 07 08 24
.. Nothing yet !
Endured the switch Board
Spoke to Sana ..
.. Security .. passed she asked me to hold
after 15 minutes she dropped the call … no commission I guess !
or the Babies needed changing ? , her partner was horny ?
..no explanation !
Im running a business not a spanish Siesta cum Pantomine .
Tried again ..spoke to Alpa .
Registered a complaint
Sympathetic
she Emailed the “ Blocks “ team and asked them to respond .
No notes no history on their screen
same as go to gate they all have nick names no identity
same number
Cannot close because blocked
I understand Spanish people not so good at English ,
in between Siesta”s , they run an international bank !
they should wake up to emails ! phone , calls even texts !
28 08 Sophie
… more messages
complaint noted
called me back on the bus
0190 823 7963
voice .. password